1. Trying to get the 102 year old lady to decide what color of nail polish you should put on only gets you the Eyebrow.
2. So this lady from AL is in daycare in KW right now, mostly because she just sits and looks at her food and she is literally, I swear to God, eighty pounds or something horrible like that, she's even tinier than the tiny 102 year old, and she brings her purse with her. Because, you know, that's what ladies do, they take their purse everywhere. So Lady 1 sees her purse unattended in the hallway (there has since been an exasperated decision to PUT THE GOD DAMN PURSE IN THE GOD DAMN MED ROOM) and trots off with it. Meg, attempting to coax another lady into the dining room and suffering from a horrible feeling that the lady she is coaxing believes it is 1946 and would like to know where her parents are, watches as Lady 2 walks by really fast.
Lady 2 pauses.
Lady 2 turns around.
Lady 2
zooms over and SWOOPS ON THE PURSE LIKE A HAWK and Meg, with heroism above and beyond, leaps between Lady 1 and Lady 2, even as they begin a short sharp fight over possession of the purse.
Lady 1 and Lady 2 are separated and Lady 2 is coaxed into the dining room with the promise of pudding.
REMIND ME, I LIKE WORKING WITH THESE PEOPLE OR SOMETHING? IDEK.
3. Well okay when they love you
best it's pretty awesome, but.
4. Then I wandered over to Knit/Purl and had continuing adventures in being the kind of knitters who helps n00bs, and also untangled and rewound someone's ball of yarn for her rather than face two more inches of god damn 2x2 ribbing. I'm at like 5.9 right now, will finish second slipper tomorrow. I just. Couldn't face it any more.